Hi I'm Kat and I have a jerk medic problem.

This is Hartley. Hartley is a security medic. Hartley might have a sliiiiight snarking problem.

You get those dealing with crazy monitors.

Hi I am Re and I can't seem to quit this game or team orange. Only this time the orange doesn't mean bad things really.

This is Clu.exe a NetNavi who manage to avoid Bad End and comes from a universe that is one part Tron canon and one part Megaman Battle Network canon. This post pretty much breaks down the Megaman part of the verse, as well as outline Clu's world a bit.

So yeah, anyone want a Clu that doesn't want to take your system over and purge it of imperfections? He builds shiny things that go boom and likes to share them with security programs.