Formally introducing Esme, the scary secretary/analyst/librarian and commanding officer of the Naptime Enforcement Brigade that got mentioned on Plurk a while ago. She's very loud and opinionated and I'm looking forward to getting around to writing that IC intro. (I'm still fleshing out the AU that is her origin point, and regardless that's a secret she'll be keeping close for a while methinks.)

I did want to leave a note here saying that Esme is totally gankable if you need a random named secretary NPC. Or you can hit me up and I can tag her into threads on an as-needed drive-by basis. She's been working in the security office at the Arena, but it's not like she won't micromanage everybody upstairs in the Admin office if given half the chance. (Her old role was similar to poor Jarvis's, only with butt-kicking instead of butt-kissing, so she can handle quite a bit of micromanaging. She also has better fashion sense.) Feel free to blame her for chasing your pups out of the office for naptime, or re-organizing all your character's stuff for them, or whatever office ninja feats your heart desires.