Roy tucked a pillow beneath his elbows and kicked his bare feet up behind him, looking around to make sure he had everyone's attention.

"Okay," he began. "This is a story about...."

..but he couldn't just go with the regular version, could he? There'd be too many pauses and interruptions as the programs tried to make sense of all the User terms and tropes.

A slow smirk crept across his face and he continued without batting an eye.

"This is a story about a young data-pusher who lived in a server farm in a system far, far away....."